We started off the night going into Ulduar with our strongest group yet. We 9 manned Flaming Leviathan with ease, then went on to 1 shot Ignis. Next up was our guild first attempt at XT-002 Deconstructor, and while we got off to a shaky start, we calmed down and were able to down him on our first attempt

Next up we decided to go on to Kologarn. Pasquall was giggling like a little school girl at the fact that he was able to use his polymorph again, something he hasn't done since prior to Karazhan. We quickly and easily disposed of the trash and went in after Kologarn. We got off to a shaky start and had a quick wipe. Everyone now understood that the complicated explanation really wasn't so complicated. Kologarn proclaimed that he was invincible, to which Kisara replied "You're a loony. " at which point we proceeded to spank him back to the stone age, getting more phat loot in the process.

Next off we decided to backtrack and take out Razorscale. The NPCs in the area were shaking in their boots, but we calmed them down and proceeded to take her out on our first attempt.

Finally we decided to put an end to Ulduar for the night, finishing off with a couple quick attempts at Malygos, our one black mark on our accomplishments. It took a few tries, but we finally did it. Maly went down faster than a $2 hooker (AKA Xoruk).

EDIT:
Here is the full conversation between Kisara and Kologarn
Kologarn: None shall pass.
Kisara: What?
Kologarn: None shall pass!
Kisara: I have no quarrel with you, Kologarn. But I must cross this bridge.
Kologarn: Then you shall die.
Kisara: I command you, as Magistrix of Arkham Academy, to stand aside!
Kologarn: I move for no man.
Kisara: So be it!
[they fight until Kisara cuts off Kologarn's left arm]
Kisara: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Kologarn: 'Tis but a scratch!
Kisara: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Kologarn: No, it isn't!
Kisara: Well, what's that then?
Kisara: I've had worse.
Kisara: You liar!
Kologarn: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Kisara cuts off Kologarn’s right arm]
Kisara: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
Kisara: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by Kologarn kicking her]
Kologarn: Come on, then.
Kisara: What?
Kologarn: Have at you!
Kisara: You are indeed brave, Kologarn, but the fight is mine!
Kologarn: Oh, had enough, eh?
Kisara: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

Next up we decided to go on to Kologarn. Pasquall was giggling like a little school girl at the fact that he was able to use his polymorph again, something he hasn't done since prior to Karazhan. We quickly and easily disposed of the trash and went in after Kologarn. We got off to a shaky start and had a quick wipe. Everyone now understood that the complicated explanation really wasn't so complicated. Kologarn proclaimed that he was invincible, to which Kisara replied "You're a loony. " at which point we proceeded to spank him back to the stone age, getting more phat loot in the process.

Next off we decided to backtrack and take out Razorscale. The NPCs in the area were shaking in their boots, but we calmed them down and proceeded to take her out on our first attempt.

Finally we decided to put an end to Ulduar for the night, finishing off with a couple quick attempts at Malygos, our one black mark on our accomplishments. It took a few tries, but we finally did it. Maly went down faster than a $2 hooker (AKA Xoruk).

EDIT:
Here is the full conversation between Kisara and Kologarn
Kologarn: None shall pass.
Kisara: What?
Kologarn: None shall pass!
Kisara: I have no quarrel with you, Kologarn. But I must cross this bridge.
Kologarn: Then you shall die.
Kisara: I command you, as Magistrix of Arkham Academy, to stand aside!
Kologarn: I move for no man.
Kisara: So be it!
[they fight until Kisara cuts off Kologarn's left arm]
Kisara: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!
Kologarn: 'Tis but a scratch!
Kisara: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Kologarn: No, it isn't!
Kisara: Well, what's that then?
Kisara: I've had worse.
Kisara: You liar!
Kologarn: Come on, you pansy!
[they fight again. Kisara cuts off Kologarn’s right arm]
Kisara: Victory is mine!
[kneels to pray]
Kisara: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -
[cut off by Kologarn kicking her]
Kologarn: Come on, then.
Kisara: What?
Kologarn: Have at you!
Kisara: You are indeed brave, Kologarn, but the fight is mine!
Kologarn: Oh, had enough, eh?
Kisara: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!
Edited by
Flauris 9 months ago


